They told us “my body is a temple.”
Cool. Just don’t ask who’s allowed inside.
This shirt is a straight-up roast of LDS temple culture — worthiness interviews, gatekeeping, and all the hoops you’re supposed to jump through just to be “approved.”
The rainbow temple says it out loud:
your body isn’t owned, controlled, or regulated by anyone.
Open house vibes only.
No interviews. No recommends. No guilt.
Rock it if you:
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left Mormonism and kept your sense of humor
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are done letting churches police bodies
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believe inclusion beats permission
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enjoy subtle-but-not-really satire
Because your body isn’t sacred real estate.
It’s yours.