Because of that little cup of coffee Mug

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This mug references a real General Conference talk where the speaker solemnly explained that because of a small cup of coffee, a member could not qualify for a temple recommend. The delivery was serious. The implication was life-altering. The reason? Coffee. ☕

This ex-Mormon mug pokes fun at the absurdity of that talk— where personal worthiness was framed around a harmless beverage. By putting those exact words on a coffee mug, the irony speaks for itself.

Perfect for:

  • Ex-Mormons reclaiming coffee with humor

  • Religious satire lovers

  • Anyone who enjoys questioning overly rigid rules

  • Morning coffee with a side of deconstruction

Because sometimes the best response to spiritual fear-mongering… is caffeine.