They told us “my body is a temple.”
Cool. Just don’t ask who’s allowed inside.
This shirt is a straight-up roast of LDS temple culture — worthiness interviews, gatekeeping, and all the hoops you’re supposed to jump through just to be “approved.”
Your body isn’t owned, controlled, or regulated by anyone.
Open house vibes only.
No interviews. No recommends. No guilt.
Rock it if you:
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left Mormonism and kept your sense of humor
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are done letting churches police bodies
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believe inclusion beats permission
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enjoy subtle-but-not-really satire
Because your body isn’t sacred real estate.
It’s yours.