In Mormon world, coffee = sin.
Not lying. Not judgment. Not control issues.
A cup of coffee.
This hoodie is for anyone who got side-eyed, lectured, or spiritually policed over caffeine.
For people who realized the “rules” were louder than the morals.
“I just want to drink coffee and sin” is what happens when you stop letting a church tell you what’s in your cup — or your soul.
Drink the coffee.
Wear the hoodie.
Let them clutch their pearls.