{"product_id":"because-of-that-little-cup-of-coffee-mug-v2","title":"Because of that little cup of coffee Mug (v2)","description":"\u003cp\u003eif you know you know...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"607\"\u003eThis mug references a real General Conference talk where the speaker solemnly explained that \u003cem data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"477\"\u003ebecause of a small cup of coffee\u003c\/em\u003e, a member could not qualify for a temple recommend. The delivery was serious. The implication was life-altering. The reason? Coffee. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eThis ex-Mormon mug pokes fun at the absurdity of that talk— where personal worthiness was framed around a harmless beverage. By putting those exact words on a coffee mug, the irony speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"825\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"869\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eEx-Mormons reclaiming coffee with humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"897\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eReligious satire lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"950\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eAnyone who enjoys questioning overly rigid rules\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"999\"\u003eMorning coffee with a side of deconstruction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best response to spiritual fear-mongering… is caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eThis is version 2, with the main picture on the front and the famous line on the back of the mug \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EXMO SHIRTS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67658167713952,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/6666\/8448\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_5d2948d2-5627-4197-813f-0071fee63cb9.png?v=1791380004","url":"https:\/\/www.exmoshirts.com\/products\/because-of-that-little-cup-of-coffee-mug-v2","provider":"EXMO SHIRTS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}